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Hungry are the Dead Hungry are the Dead

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Eh....

It was ok, but it needed more weapons, or at least a harder enemies, like besides the headless bastards. It doesn't take long to get the best crap, and its not challenging at all, so work on that, k? >.>



All Hallow's Eve All Hallow's Eve

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yay. Best flash game ever

I've played, beaten, and watched this game grow for the last 5 years, and !D!A!M!N! It is so badass, and simple, it just absolutely REEKS of fun! :D Love at first-sight-on-front-page! I even use your sumission to go check out all the new ones, and often, if they dont par up, i play this for old times sake. Never has there been a flash game that i can just mention one awesomely, Resident-Evil-One-ish-voice-acted-wor d and get an instant laugh. We gave all the zombies names even. That first one, the blue shirt yellow hair dude? Danny, and he like Brraaaiiinnnnzzzuh! (Lisp because he's apparently gay). Oh, and the rest are his family. Meet Susan, the prostitute bimbo, who commonly gets harder to kill, and walks the grass at her leisure. Yaaaahhhhh, good times (: Oh, and old war veteran gramps, telling his storys of 'Nam while chewing on some tabaco...err....brains..... Yeah, this may be the craziest review you've ever gotten, but hey! Its because its the ebst game I've ever seen on here! HOORAH! Make a second one already! Who gives a cold shizzle if its the end of January? We don't need Halloween to make scary, awesome zombie thriller games with aweshome voice acting! Nay, I say! Make a socond one and I'll give you a cookie, shout WHAT?!?!? 9000!??!?!?, say cake and pie r TEH GR8EST, and I'll even be you're friend. K? Mmmmmk then.



De-Animator De-Animator

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Coolio

I got to 91 kills on my first try. Its addictive, but i didnt like how you couldn't move. why wouldn't he move if hes being chased by zombies? Idiot.....



Closure Closure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So addicting, and soooooo funnnnnn....

I can't stop playing this, and just when i think i need a guide, its like boom! Inspiration, a pattern pops up, and yayyyy. Yah, its fun, and it pushed my creative juices unlike a tokamak reactor tries to push the limit. In other words, t'was aweshome. Good job :D Try adding time limits on each level, and have like creepy music keep building up and if it doesn't do it in time, have a scray face pop up that would make this game soooo scary i wouldn't be able to play it haha. Idk, just some ideas. Closure: Horror Edition it could be haha


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Destroy All Zombies III Destroy All Zombies III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweet Potatoes, Chicerific!

Yah, I just went there. Oh, could have been longer, more difficulty levels, I loved the weapon system, and ammo system, and never got repetitive. Great game! 3 or 4th best zombie flash ive ever played, and i've played alot, so be proud!


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SAS: Zombie Assault SAS: Zombie Assault

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hrrmmmmmmmmmm......

Could have used more weapons, and i must address one issue: Sometimes, for no apparent reason, my guy gets stuck moving one direcxtion and i cant get him to stop and it effects game play severely so might wanna get it checked out. Maybe i'm the only one with the problem, and in that case, w/e. Not a bad game but i was expecting more depth to the game. It was kinda boring after several waves, and once you got your best weapon, it was over really. Maybe jack up prices, idk, just kinda got boring after a bit. Good job, needs work!



Storm the House 3 Storm the House 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Axesome, Fantabulous, SHWEET!

You've created a game that made me go to bed wayyyyy late. Good job, but is it just me, or can your side arm only be the Desert Eagle? I tried to put a different gun in there, but it just turned clear on the battlefield.....So I couldn't switch to it. Not that it mattered that much, I just wanted to be able to switch from Old Glory for some other fun, hah. Sweet job, thanks for letting me waste my time with a game worth doing so :D


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The irRegularGame of Life The irRegularGame of Life

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Woo!

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First of all, play at about half to 3/4 speed so you can see everything. You get tons of facial expressions if you look at the right place. first its like a snowflake with several designs, then it forms for a while then its faces in the top right, then faces in the bottom left. It ends as a pick axe almost thingy (:.

Great game, man!


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Zombie Survival: Outbreak Zombie Survival: Outbreak

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Add a jump? WTF?

Wow, it seems people have fallen into a decrepit state of mind lately. 1: Yah, duh they are Metal Gear Solid sprites, and he knows full well that he's using them O.o. 2: Add a jump? Take 3 seconds and read the damned directions he so graciously added for people just like YOU. Press the up key, Robin! Its not that damned hard.

Anywho, nice game, it was easy to just pick up and play like a good flash shooter should be, and was addicting enough to keep someone playing. I liked the mechs, but would have been better if you could jump as one or move faster. Doesn't matter though, because its still one of the best shooters to come out of the portal lately.

Good Job, Placeable, and keep the aweshomeness a'comin'!



Mastermind: WC Mastermind: WC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe, addicting? Yeah!

Its like 2am right naow....and yah....i didnt stop playing since like 12 XD Beat it though. Its not too hard, just i wish tehre was a way you could directly interact instead of just mastermind. Eh, doesn't matter sinces its still a kickin' Chickn' game! Hoo-rah!


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